ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ɴᴇᴡs ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ

Breaking News! Something vicious has occurred in the town square of Washington D.C, at 8:42AM this year, 1976. Secret Agent Walter Becket encountered face-to-face with a fatal, cruel pigeon, who was the mastermind behind this brutal phenomenon. It all started when Agent Becket gave the intellectual species a nibble of his breakfast. The pigeon, being the intellect it was, rejected the food, and turned it’s attention to Becket’s secret nuclear bomb compartment, disguised as an oscillating, slate briefcase. The pigeon’s curiosity obviously got the best of itself, and began poking at the unrecognizable buttons hidden inside of the briefcase. Although the pigeon was an intellect, it seemed, the Pigeon wasn’t smart enough to realize that the buttons inside the briefcase were in fact buttons leading to: 1, havoc among Washington D.C, and 2, a close-call of the destruction of Moscow, Russia.

he pigeon’s plan, it seemed, was to destroy Washington, all in return for a bagel. However, the close destruction of Moscow was caused by Agent Walter Becket! A twist in the story indeed, but here’s the story. The Agent plotted to trick the Pigeon into escaping the briefcase by hallucinating it into thinking it was going to receive the bagel it had wanted. However, when the pigeon leapt out in hopes of having the taste of a bagel, the Agent slammed his hand against the pigeon, barely knocking the pigeon out. During the Agent’s plan, it all seemed to have backfired when the bagel landed exactly on the “CAUTION” red button, which activated a major explosive, heading to Moscow, Russia.

The scene was tragic, as the nuke headed up to the sky, shooting farther and farther away from D.C. The Agent, went on a mission to possibly deactivate the machine, using his secret briefcase explosive compartment to fly up nearby the nuclear bomb, in hopes of deactivating the bomb. What Agent Becket didn’t realize, was that the Pigeon followed after him, still craving the sweet, yet savory meal it had long waited for. Becket, however, listened to the pigeon’s cravings, and shot the bagel down below. The pigeon chased after the bagel, diving back to the surface.  Just in time, Becket was able to get the bomb high enough into the sky for it to explode without harming anybody.

Although Becket was our hero, we had to unfortunately arrest the man, for animal cruelty rights, and carrying illegal devices around in the city streets. Sadly, our beloved pigeon in this headline, has passed away from the top-end of the nuke sadly crushing the pigeon during it’s eating-time.

Room 2 were tasked to create a news report, based off of a short film we watched called

"PIGEON IMPOSSIBLE." 

I was fond of being creative with the news report, and writing the ideas I came up with.

I found making my piece at least look like it was from the newspaper difficult, as I had to go through tons of fonts before choosing a font that was suitable for the theme of the writing piece.

Next time, I think I could try and get this done on the date given, as it would be much more easier to get it done on the day rather than take an extra day to finish it.

If I were to give myself constructive criticism, I would tell myself to not worry too much about how much i'm writing, and just focus on how descriptive and how much of a newspaper report it actually seems like.